a. Beaux-Arts Melbourne
b. Colonial postmodern facades
a. Desiring culture
b. The garden in the desert
a. Nowheresville at lunchtime
b. Corralling people like parking
c. Open space as fallow undeveloped land
a. The non-event of 'public television' for Melbourne
b. The start of the death of 'free-to-air'
c. The talisman of anti-intellectualism: The Yellow Peril
a. The grand glass arcade of bird-shat perspex
b. Inside-outside-inside shopping mall fountains
c. The battle between urine and chlorine in public space
a. The Westin Hotel as Excel Spreadsheet of profit
b. The Westin Hotel as architectural erasure
c. Brunetti's as a box of wog in town
a. The ocular folly of the Mockridge Fountain
b. A message-wall for 'the people'
c. Traumatizing 'the people' by flaunting water during drought times
a. People love looking at holes
b. Nothing is better than anything
c. Open heart surgery for Melbourne Public Transport
a. Reproducing MoMA at the NGV via the City Square
b. Promoting the image of culture
c. The reality of 'earth art'