Glen Sloggett

catalogue essay, Centre for Contemporary Photography, Melbourne, 1999

I pull my dick. I tug at my flaps. I get moist - but nothing happens. I make a cup of tea. Cat hairs fall from my cuff. The kettle plug looks likes it's melting. Must get it fixed. My shoulder hurts again. I should clean my teeth more. Fuck you and the council: it's my garbage. Make-up is too expensive these days. Who cares if I dribble? I once had a good voice once. He ought to know that. Taste buds - who needs them? Sure - you can take some photos if you want. Do want a train timetable? I got plenty of copies.

Text © Philip Brophy. Image © Glen Sloggett.